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Hi, I'm Captain Eddie Penisi

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of Tacoma Fire Department
Station 24.

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And it's time for our
Annual Tacoma Fire Department

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Charity Pickleball Tournament.

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- Sponsored by Enzo's,
the best pizza in Tacoma.

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And while they are serving up
slices at Enzo's,

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Captain Penisi and I

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will be serving up slices
on the court.

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- Cut. What are you doing?
- I'm improvising.

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- You're supposed
to miss the ball.

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- I don't wanna miss the ball.
You miss the ball.

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- No, the script says you're
supposed to miss the ball

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- and then throw your racket.
- I'm the chief.

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I gotta wear the stupid hat.

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You wear the hat.
You throw your racket.

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- Penisi, time is money.
Come on.

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- Terry, you're the food guy.
I'm the spokes-guy.

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When you improvise,
it messes up the flow.

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We're going again.
Take eight, and action.

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Enzo, throw the ball.

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And while Enzo
is serving up slices,

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Chief McConky and I will be
serving up slices on the court.

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Hey, that's my line.

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- You stole my line.
- Cut.

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Yeah, it didn't sound right
coming out of your mouth.

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The good news is,
I think we got it.

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So let's jump to the end.

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The Annual Tacoma Firefighter
Pickleball Tournament,

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sponsored by Enzo's.

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Order in or take it Ta-Homa.

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It'll stuff your face.

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[choking]

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- Uh-oh, good thing
I'm a firefighter.

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- [spits]
- Ah. [laughs]

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Cut.

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That was great.
Let's do another one.

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How about this time,
I give Gina the Heimlich?

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- Absolutely.
- All right, here we go.

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And action.

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Oh, oh, oh!

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<i>[Foreigner's "Hot Blooded"]</i>

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<i>♪ </i>

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<i>- ♪ Well, I'm hot-blooded </i>

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<i>♪ Check it and see </i>

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<i>♪ I got a fever of 103 </i>

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<i>♪ I'm hot-blooded </i>

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Oh, guys.

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It's pickleball week.
Look at this.

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- Oh, man, I'm so excited.
This is my first tournament.

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- Well, temper
your expectations,

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because your dad and uncle
are unbeatable

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and such incredible assholes
about it.

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- Exactly.
That's why I can't wait

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- to kick their asses so hard.
- That's what we all want,

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but they have a way
of getting in your head.

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I grew up with them, Andy.

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I think I know how
to handle their bullshit.

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Oh, man.

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Oh, man, come on.

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- The production value on this
has gone up every year.

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<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

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<i>your perennial </i>
pickleball champions,

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<i>Team Fire and Slice!</i>

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- [whooping and laughing]
<i>[cheers and applause]</i>

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- Come on, give it up.
- Whoo!

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- High five, everybody.
High five.

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- It's the eye contact
that's really uncomfortable.

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[obnoxious laughter]

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These are winner moves.

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- Right here,
this is the victory dance.

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Hey, cut the music, Chiefy.

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The crew is
clearly intimidated.

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- Yeah, they are.
We are unbeatable,

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and we are defending our title

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for an impressive
tenth year in a row-ow-ow-ow...

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- That is impressive.
- Not as impressive

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as your jackrabbit quickness.

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- Oh, thank you.
But that's not as impressive

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as the human wall you form

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- at the net!
- Ha-ha-ha!

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You guys are such tools.

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It'll be so satisfying
to take you down.

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Lucy, language.

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It's way too mild.

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- [both laughing]
- I can't.

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- That's right,
it's pickleball week,

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and you are encouraged

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to spice up your trash talk
with your superiors.

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All right, so who wants
to give us the business first?

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Eh? Eh?
Ike, come on, buddy.

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Hit me, hit me.
Give me a good one, come on.

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- Say the thing
that you were gonna--

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- No, I didn't have any--
I never said anything.

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- Here, let me give you
an example.

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- Okay, sure,
'cause we don't have anything.

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- We're gonna beat you so bad
you're gonna feel like

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you're the bottom
of a ketchup bottle.

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- What's up?
- What up?

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- Boop, boop!
- Boop!

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- [laughs]
- And...

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[both chanting]
We got the power to,

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we got the power to,
we got the power to

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- whoop you!
- Ha-ha, peace!

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Class dismissed.

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See you on the court, bitches.

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I think I hate them.

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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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<i>♪ </i>

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- For readers of
the neighborhood app

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who aren't familiar, what is
the appeal of pickleball?

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- Well, Ken, it is
the fastest-growing sport

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in America, and it's big
in fire stations everywhere.

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It combines the most exciting
elements of tennis,

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badminton, and ping-pong.

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And it keeps us
in tip-top shape.

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- It's also big
in nursing homes.

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- Ooh!
- And why do you wear

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your gear when you practice?

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- Frankly, it's the only way
we can challenge ourselves.

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- [laughs] We're that much
better than everyone.

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- [chuckling] You really are.
- Oh-ho-ho!

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- Okay, I legit hate them,
but God, they're great.

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- You know what
makes 'em great?

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They have a winning culture.

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You know, my football team
in Alabama

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had the same philosophy.

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Think like a winner,
be a winner.

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- It was the same
on my college judo team.

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- Yeah, Captain.
- So easy!

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- You know, if we teamed up
together, we could totally

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take these douche nozzles down.

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I don't know.

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Pickleball really
isn't my thing, Lucy.

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- We're playing left-handed
and we're still

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- better than anyone else!
- Oh, my God.

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Come on, they're such assholes.

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- Lower blast shields.
Bloop, bloop, boop.

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- I can't see, I can't see.
Oh!

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In reverse! Oh, man.

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Okay, let's kill 'em.

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Yes.

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Mm, hey Luc, check it out.

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One of the perks
of being the best:

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Enzo sends over free food.

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Best pizza in Tacoma.

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- Nice, it looks good.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.

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- Wow, really?
- Champions only.

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Losers are bad for their brand.
[both laugh]

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- You gotta be a winner
to eat dinner.

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- You guys have gotten
super cocky.

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- Just wait until we humiliate
you on the court.

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Then we'll be unbearable.

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Please, I'm sorry.
Would you like a garlic knot?

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A peace offering.

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[both laugh]

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Garlic <i>not.</i>

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Oh, my God, she doesn't stand
a chance against us.

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- Maybe you should put your
money where your mouth is

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instead of
your fifth garlic knot.

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- Oh, look at you!
- Oh-ho-ho-ho.

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- Look at her!
- You know what?

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100 bucks says me and Granny
wipe the floor with you guys.

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- You're teaming up
with Granny?

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- Yeah,
another college athlete.

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Oh, my God.

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Make it 500.
[both laugh]

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Fine, let's make it $500.

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- Let's do it.
- Sounds good. Deal.

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Oh, Luc,
do you wanna pay us now

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or do you wanna
just pay us later?

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- You guys are gross,
by the way.

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Bye.

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- Hey, give me a meatball,
would ya?

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You got it.

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I am so excited about this.

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We are by far the best athletes
in the station.

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- Damn straight, and we should
come up with a name

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that reflects
our mutual physical greatness.

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How about "The Ass Kickers?"

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- I like it.
It's subtle.

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All right, here we go.

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Oh!

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- Oh.
- Oh, whoops.

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One for the blooper reel.
[chuckles]

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- You good?
- Yeah, I just got crossed up.

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Let's go.

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All right, here we go.

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[grunts]

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- You seem
a little off balance.

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- It's a lateral
movement thing.

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It's not really my strong suit.

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- How could you be
a football player

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and not have good
lateral movement?

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- You only move forward and
backward when you're a punter.

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A punter?

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Yeah. Go Matadors.

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- Wait. University of Alabama
is "Crimson Tide."

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- Right, and
at Central Alabama Polytech,

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we're the Matadors.

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Hm, awesome.

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<i>Come on, Andy!</i>

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Whoo!

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Whoa, whoa. That's what
I'm talking about, Andy.

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- All day.
- Nice!

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- Yeah, all day.
- I'm telling you,

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Cap and Chief
are getting older.

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We really got a shot this year.

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- You think so?
- Yeah, we do, man.

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We just need
that one little thing, like,

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just to put us
over the edge, you know?

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Just give us an edge.

212
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- Yeah, we just need something
to enhance our performance.

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- No, more
of a "performance enhancer."

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- You know, my mom gave me
something that might help.

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If you're open to it,
of course.

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Just coffee?

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Not just any coffee,

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the strongest in the world.

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- Oh.
- From the Philippines.

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Eight times the caffeine.

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Usbong Ng Kidlat.

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Roughly translates to
"Lightning Crap."

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It's said that it gives you
the strength of an elephant

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and the quickness of a jaguar.

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- What?
How's that even possible?

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- The beans are grown
in the Luzon rain forest.

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They're fed to jaguars,
who digest and defecate them.

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That feces is then
fed to elephants,

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who also defecate them.

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Then they clean off the beans,
brew it, and voila.

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Sounds delicious.

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I mean, until you explain
the whole process.

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Ooh, baby, it smells.

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- Here, go ahead.
- Oh!

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- I don't know, I mean--
- Ah, come on, man.

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- Try it.
- Nah, I mean, I'm just--

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- What are you, chicken?
- No.

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- Then what?
- I don't know.

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I'm not familiar with it.

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- Me neither,
but you were the one that said

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that we needed an edge.

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Do you think it's safe?

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- It can't be more dangerous
than us running

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into burning buildings,
and we do that all the time.

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That is solid logic, man.

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- Bottoms up.
Let's do it.

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[both screaming]

248
00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:51,095
Is it always that hot?

249
00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:53,750
Coffee? Yeah.

250
00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:56,536
[growls]

251
00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:58,973
- Ah, damn it!
- This doesn't make sense.

252
00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,670
- You're so good at ping-pong.
- Well, that's different.

253
00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:03,194
In ping pong, I only need
to move one or two steps.

254
00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,196
- I guess.
I just think it's weird

255
00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,502
that you're a football player,

256
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,851
but you're not
a natural athlete.

257
00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:09,157
Oh, all right.

258
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,854
Punters are athletes,
too, okay?

259
00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:13,378
If we weren't, they wouldn't
let us ride on the bus

260
00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:14,989
with the real football players.

261
00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:17,252
- Yeah, but all you do
is kick a ball, right?

262
00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,819
Okay, here we go.

263
00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:22,518
Punting is so much more
than kicking a ball, Lucy.

264
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,129
It takes leg strength,
hand-eye coordination,

265
00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:26,478
and balance.

266
00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:27,741
Okay? It's about getting
the flat drops

267
00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:30,221
so the ball turns
over mid-flight.

268
00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:32,310
Your planting foot has to hold

269
00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:33,573
while linemen
are rushing at you.

270
00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,400
And don't even get me started

271
00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:37,707
on engaging your hip flexors
too soon.

272
00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:40,710
- Okay, let's get that
winning culture up in here.

273
00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:42,625
Think like a winner,
be a winner.

274
00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:45,497
Let's go punt some balls and
get your mojo up and running.

275
00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:47,804
- That's a great idea!
- Yes.

276
00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:52,548
<i>[intense music]</i>

277
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,332
Oh! I feel so fast!

278
00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,900
- I wanna trample something.
Ah!

279
00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,293
<i>[elephant trumpets]</i>

280
00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:00,774
- I can't wait to see this.
- Oh, yeah.

281
00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,691
- Here we go, right here.
- Ball me.

282
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,736
- Okay.
- Here it comes, boys.

283
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:07,998
<i>[jaguar growls, </i>
elephant trumpets]

284
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,347
Go back!

285
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,522
I want you back
at least 100 yards.

286
00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,437
- What? No!
- Go back.

287
00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,265
Hey, Ike, Eddie,
get it together.

288
00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:17,007
You ready for this?
Here it comes.

289
00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,487
Let's go, let's go!

290
00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,358
Prepare to be impressed.

291
00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:23,405
I am prepared.

292
00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:25,059
[grunts]

293
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,538
Race you.

294
00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:29,672
Yeah.

295
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,456
- Hey, that's okay.
That was just a warmup, guys.

296
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,067
Go back out there.
Come on. Slip.

297
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,938
- There we go.
- Let's go.

298
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:37,114
- Well, back off
for this one, guys, all right?

299
00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,725
Deep bomb, baby.

300
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,685
- Race you.
- Wait a minute.

301
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,774
- You guys, stay out there.
We're gonna go again.

302
00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,689
Come on. Granny, here we go.
Let's go again.

303
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:49,605
- This is [bleep].
Come on, kick it or don't!

304
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,520
Kick it right now!

305
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,130
- Oh!
- Ah!

306
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:54,958
You okay?

307
00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,699
Granny, you got this.
Come on, buddy.

308
00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,788
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

309
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,703
- I don't got it.
I lost it, I lost it!

310
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:04,185
- You didn't--
oh, come on, big guy.

311
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:07,492
- [snarling]
- [whooping]

312
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,545
- What is wrong with you?
You're so slow this morning.

313
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,765
I don't have it today, okay?

314
00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:19,983
- Are you having sex
with someone?

315
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,332
[chuckles] No.

316
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,421
- You are.
Your mustache is fluffy.

317
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:24,727
I can always tell
you're sleeping with someone

318
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,163
when your mustache is fluffy.

319
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,252
- All right, fine, yes.
I have a new girl,

320
00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:30,472
- and she is insatiable.
- What?

321
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,343
You do not have sex
when you're in training.

322
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:33,910
It uses too much energy.

323
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,260
- Not if I just lay there.
Takes no energy at all.

324
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,872
- If you care about this team,
you're gonna need to abstain.

325
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,569
- You're not exactly
lighting it up either.

326
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,092
Maybe you should abstain

327
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,746
- from the free food.
- What's the point of being

328
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,748
sponsored by the best
pizza maker in Tacoma

329
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,054
if you can't sample the goods?

330
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:48,620
You need to commit too.

331
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:52,450
I'll quit having sex
when you quit eating.

332
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:53,756
- Mm-hmm.
- Fine.

333
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,715
Fine.

334
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:59,893
- Mm-hmm.
- Fine.

335
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,897
There you go.

336
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,682
Okay. [sighs]

337
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,990
Very expensive.

338
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,560
Also high quality.

339
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,612
Huh, okay?

340
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:36,103
<i>[intense music]</i>

341
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:40,063
<i>♪ </i>

342
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,761
Ah! I feel so jacked!

343
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:45,373
- Me too, brother!
Jacked!

344
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,678
Oh, shoot, Andy,

345
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,811
that should be
our team name, "Jacked."

346
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,682
But instead of an E,
put an apostrophe in there

347
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,075
so it's just "Jack'd."

348
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,729
- We're Jack'd.
- You're saying it weird.

349
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,165
- Just Jack'd.
- Jack'd.

350
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,950
- Don't spin your head
'cause I can't hear--

351
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,039
- Just trying to get to
the D without an E in there.

352
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,301
- Jack'd.
- Jack'd!

353
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,781
Yeah!

354
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,260
Kind of freaky and scary
when you say it.

355
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,045
- Props to the genius
who got that elephant

356
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,960
- to eat the jaguar dung.
- Oh, yeah.

357
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,962
Hey, man,
I wonder how they do that.

358
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:13,140
- That can't be how you spell it.
- It's not in English, Ike.

359
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,402
- Search-a-roo.

360
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:15,403
- Whoa!
- Whoa!

361
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,318
- What the f--

362
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,233
what?

363
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,321
They actually

364
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:21,670
sewed the elephant's trunk

365
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,454
into the jaguar's ass.

366
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,108
- It's like
the Ringling Brothers

367
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,631
meets "Human Centipede."

368
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,329
- This is the cruelest,
most disturbing thing

369
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,417
I've ever seen
in my whole life.

370
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,810
We can never drink

371
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,550
another drop of this
as long as we live.

372
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:36,206
- Well, let's not go that far.
- What are you talking about?

373
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,469
This is horrible
animal cruelty right here.

374
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:39,557
This is inhumane.

375
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:40,776
The beans are already here,

376
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,257
and the animals
suffered so much

377
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:46,651
to get them here,
so it would be cruel for us

378
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:47,957
not to drink it.

379
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,742
To honor the animal sacrifice

380
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,440
that has already been made,

381
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,268
- maybe we should--
- Savor every sip.

382
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,747
Yeah, I mean,

383
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,488
that might be
the right thing to do, right?

384
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,186
Yeah.

385
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,713
- Oh, my God.
Okay, that's it.

386
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:09,022
- You sure?
- Andy, throw it out, man.

387
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,764
You're doing the right thing.

388
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:15,855
Andy, no!

389
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,509
- It's all fruit and
vegetables.

390
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,033
Where's the carbohydrates?

391
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:21,904
The stuff that sticks
to your ribs.

392
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:24,689
- What's good, Chiefy?
- Hey, have you spoken to Enzo?

393
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:25,952
He didn't bring any food today.

394
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,084
- Hm, that's weird.
- Yeah.

395
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,651
Penisi!

396
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,566
I know you've been
sleeping with my wife.

397
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:32,872
- That's who you've
been seeing?

398
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,003
I should kill you.

399
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,831
Look at it as a favor, Enzo.

400
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,311
Now you know
she can't be trusted.

401
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:40,880
- I already knew that.
She's a trophy wife.

402
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:44,187
But I trusted you,
paisano, eh, yeah.

403
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,536
Now, forget it.

404
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,712
You're no longer welcome
in my pizzeria.

405
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,279
And I cancel my sponsorship

406
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:52,717
- and no more free food.
- Uh, no, Enzo!

407
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,023
You are making
a grievous error.

408
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,807
No, you're making the error.

409
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:59,811
No, goodbye,
Team Fire and Slice!

410
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:02,336
- [whistles] Over here.
- Okay.

411
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,033
I guess we deserve that.

412
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:06,644
- You know,
everything's always about you.

413
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,342
Eddie has to say
all the lines in the ad.

414
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,213
Eddie has to have sex
with the sponsor's wife.

415
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:13,434
Can't you put the team first
for once?

416
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:16,437
- If you cared, you wouldn't
have eaten all that pizza,

417
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,917
but now the food's gone,

418
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,093
and that's what really
pisses you off.

419
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,398
Okay, that's it.

420
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,748
When this tournament's over,
we're finished.

421
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,750
- Last dance, buddy.
- Fine.

422
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:26,751
- Fine.
- Fine.

423
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,362
- Fine!
- Fine.

424
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,190
Fine!

425
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:33,149
[groans]

426
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,455
It's so itchy in here.

427
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,848
Quitting cold turkey sucks.

428
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,894
- [screams]
Whoa, whoa! Wow!

429
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,548
Why are you
an elephant right now?

430
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:41,941
- I'm not an elephant.
You're a jaguar.

431
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,682
- [snarls]
- [screams]

432
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,771
- Don't put your trunk
up my ass!

433
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,861
[screaming]

434
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,778
I'm not doing so hot, man.

435
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,737
I need that coffee.

436
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,218
- Yeah, I know, okay?
Me too, man.

437
00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,610
[yelps]

438
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,395
- You got it?
- Ugh, yeah, it's there,

439
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,832
but there's a raccoon
or something eating it.

440
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,181
- That's fine.
Just grab the damn thing

441
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,314
- and we'll eat its shit.
- What?

442
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:08,968
Let's eat its shit.

443
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,273
- No, I'm not gonna grab it,
Andy.

444
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,840
- It's a wild animal. You--
- I'll grab it.

445
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:14,190
- No wait, don't--wait!

446
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,323
[raccoon squealing]

447
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,673
- [chuckling]
How do I make it shit?

448
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,414
- Squeeze it or something.
[raccoon hisses]

449
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,549
- This is Ken Walters,
live streaming

450
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:28,335
from the Tacoma Fire Department
Pickleball Tournament

451
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,206
from Station 24.

452
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,817
First up, we have
the reigning champs,

453
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,037
Team Fire and Spice

454
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:39,476
versus All that Racquet
from Station 26.

455
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,479
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

456
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:47,963
<i>♪ </i>

457
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,139
- Welcome to the house
of pain, bitches.

458
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,271
[laughs]

459
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,794
- All right, serve.
- Shut up.

460
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:55,101
I'll serve when I'm ready.

461
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,717
Whoo!

462
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,418
[both screaming]

463
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,899
both: We are "Jack'd."

464
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:13,162
- Eh-duh.
- Duh.

465
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:17,036
Strength of an elephant,
quickness of a jaguar.

466
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:20,952
- And the cunning of
the almighty raccoon.

467
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,346
I'm in your garbage!

468
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,783
- Where's the ball?
Where's the ball?

469
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,656
Where's--[gasping]

470
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,614
- My heart feels like it's
gonna come out of my chest.

471
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,226
- Don't let them see.
- Hey, can I help you guys out?

472
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,924
- No, I think Andy
just pulled a hamstring.

473
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,752
- Yeah.
- We'll be right back.

474
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,101
Y'all better than this, man.

475
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,278
- We're gonna forfeit
this one, but...

476
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,193
watch it.

477
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,109
<i>♪ </i>

478
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:50,069
- Whoo-hoo!
- [grunts]

479
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,420
Whoo!

480
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,510
<i>The final match is set.</i>

481
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:57,728
<i>Team Fire and Slice</i>

482
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,687
<i>versus The Ass Kickers.</i>

483
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,993
- Hey Luc,
if Granny's the kicker,

484
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,299
what does that make you?

485
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,474
[both laugh]

486
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,433
[laughs mockingly]

487
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,087
- Let's just end this
and call it quits.

488
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,089
- Fine.
After we kill these two,

489
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,916
our partnership is terminated.

490
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,831
All right, let's do this.

491
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,703
Ball.

492
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:18,706
<i>[intense music]</i>

493
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:24,364
<i>♪ </i>

494
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:27,410
- You see that? 'Cause it
looks like you didn't.

495
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,936
- [grunts]
- Oh-ho-ho-ho!

496
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,503
All day.

497
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,419
- Got it, got it!
- Nice!

498
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,424
- Uh-uh, uh-uh.

499
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,296
Ah!

500
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,125
Yeah.

501
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,127
- Ten-nothing,
match point.

502
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,780
You tried your best.
Thanks for coming.

503
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:52,609
- Oh, by the way, in case
we get mobbed after we win,

504
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:53,828
I just wanna say right now,

505
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:56,570
good game.
[both laugh]

506
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,049
[alarm buzzing]

507
00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,268
<i>- Station 24, </i>
woman stuck in a tree.

508
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,139
<i>Please respond.</i>

509
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,705
We'll finish this later.

510
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:04,143
[siren wailing]

511
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,886
Please hurry.

512
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:11,454
The phone reception up here
is terrible.

513
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:12,803
What the hell?

514
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:14,283
- It's the newest
Internet challenge.

515
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:16,894
People climb trees,
take selfies.

516
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,331
They call it treeing.

517
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:19,723
It's bad news.

518
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:20,985
Let's go, baby.

519
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,379
- Let's go!
- Ike, use the ladder.

520
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,120
- I don't need it, Cap.
I can get up.

521
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,817
- Ike, use the ladder.
Andy, get him up there.

522
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,863
- You're right, Cap.
Hang tight, ma'am.

523
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,386
Treeing.

524
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,302
Was America's obsession
with phones and selfies

525
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:35,261
bound to head
in this direction?

526
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,523
I think yes.

527
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,873
[gasping]

528
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,918
Hey, fire peeps,

529
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:43,965
there's something wrong
with your guy.

530
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,795
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

531
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:50,841
- Ah, guys, there's Pacific
poison oak on this tree.

532
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,800
I'm allergic
to Pacific poison oak.

533
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:54,802
I can't--I can't breathe.

534
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:55,890
What's that?

535
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,326
This dude is having, like,

536
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,502
a wack reaction.

537
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:02,026
[incoherent muttering]

538
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,680
- Granny, Ike is having
an allergic reaction.

539
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,422
<i>Get the Epi-Pen over here now.</i>

540
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,772
I'll run it up the ladder.
Give it to me.

541
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,948
No, there's no time.

542
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,694
<i>[inspiring music]</i>

543
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:25,006
<i>♪ </i>

544
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,625
[camera snaps]

545
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,802
<i>♪ </i>

546
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:42,632
<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

547
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,155
[gasping]

548
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,549
- I'm okay!
- Yeah!

549
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:49,900
- Yes!
- Yes!

550
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,337
- Yes!
- Great punt, Granny.

551
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,077
- You did it!
- I did it!

552
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:56,559
- I got my mojo back.
- Yeah, Granny!

553
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:59,083
Tell me you got that.

554
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:01,129
No, I missed it.

555
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,437
<i>This is Ken Walters, </i>
and we're back

556
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,222
<i>for the finish </i>
of the championship match.

557
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,529
- Now you're done.
- All right, match point?

558
00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:12,619
- Let's end this thing.
- My pleasure.

559
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,493
Oh!

560
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:19,016
- What the...
- Granny, that was awesome.

561
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,148
I'm back, baby.

562
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:22,977
Whoo! Okay.

563
00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,635
Come on!

564
00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:35,119
- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
The man.

565
00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:38,775
Whoo!

566
00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,211
Jerk!

567
00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:46,130
- Are you coming to play,
or are you just a spectator?

568
00:21:46,174 --> 00:21:47,523
Yeah, I'm a spectator.

569
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:48,959
And I'm watching you
make a fool of yourself.

570
00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:50,091
Let's go!

571
00:21:50,134 --> 00:21:54,878
<i>♪ </i>

572
00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:57,054
- Oh!
- Yeah!

573
00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:59,405
- [grunts]
- 10-9, our serve.

574
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:02,669
Still match point.
Still gonna be over.

575
00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:04,453
Hey, Ass Kicker,

576
00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:06,368
kick their asses.

577
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,239
It's what I do best.

578
00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:09,806
- Let's go!
Come on.

579
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:17,118
<i>♪ </i>

580
00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:39,009
[both cheering]

581
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:40,881
- Thanks
for the 500 bucks, Luc.

582
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:43,492
You guys suck! 11 in a row.

583
00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:46,495
Winning's the best!
Winning's the best.

584
00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:48,236
- I'm sorry, Granny,
I lost us the game.

585
00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:49,629
Hey, don't be sorry.

586
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,370
You know,
winning isn't everything.

587
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,546
And sometimes
you just wanna go the distance,

588
00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:56,766
and today I'm glad
we went the distance.

589
00:22:56,810 --> 00:23:00,901
Spoken like a true punter.

590
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:03,033
- Side kick! [laughs]
- Oh.

591
00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:04,208
- Don't worry
about his good side.

592
00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:05,732
They're all good.

593
00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:07,603
Boy, winning cures everything,
doesn't it?

594
00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:09,605
- It sure does, man.
I love you.

595
00:23:09,649 --> 00:23:11,520
- I love you too.
Let's do this again next year.

596
00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:14,523
- They go through the same
drama every pickleball season.

597
00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:15,655
I gotta say,

598
00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:17,091
- your breath smells delicious.
- Hey!

599
00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:22,226
- I finally feel normal.
- Oh, me too, man.

600
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:24,838
I was unusually messed up
for a while there.

601
00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:26,448
I take some pretty weird junk.

602
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:28,755
- [chuckles] Well, I'm glad
we worked through this.

603
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:30,539
- Is that 200?
- Yeah, pretty sure.

604
00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:33,847
- Coming down baby.
- [grunts]

605
00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:36,240
[both grunting]

606
00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:39,113
- Ah!
- Whoo!

607
00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:41,898
- Get me something to drink.
- There it is.

608
00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:44,553
- Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
- Oh, buddy, that's so good.

609
00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:46,337
- This stuff
is incredible, right?

610
00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:47,730
- We don't need it.
I'm just having fun right now.

611
00:23:47,774 --> 00:23:49,428
- I can put it down anytime.
- Yeah, yeah,

612
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:50,516
I mean, the only thing
that concerns me is--

613
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:52,431
- What?
- One thing.

614
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,955
- Oh, yeah. I mean--

615
00:23:54,998 --> 00:23:56,435
oof.

616
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:58,785
Think they're ever gonna
go back to normal size?

617
00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:00,003
I don't care.

618
00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:01,744
- Me neither.
[both laugh]

619
00:24:01,788 --> 00:24:03,093
Can I get a little
jab of yours?

620
00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:04,443
No.


